Jack's two wives

- Jack? Is it true? Have you got two wives?

- Actually. I've only got one.

- I haven't got a wife but I've got two big houses.

- Oh have you? I've only got a small flat. It's got two rooms, a kitchen and a bathroom.

- And I've got two luxury cars with telephones and colour TV sets.

- Hm, really? I haven't got a car or a television. But I've got two children and our life is very exciting.

- My life is exciting too.

- Is it?

- Well, yes ... I've got two girlfriends